“I’ve heard that God only likes certain types of love, and that God really likes it when wolfmen lovingly swallow semen.”
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“I would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman who I had genuine affection for.” Special Agent Dale Cooper
“Michael was filled with self loathing. If he had been Jack the Ripper, he would have soothed himself in a most unsavory way. But instead he just sat in his car and ate a whole thing of candy beans.”
